heavyarethecrowns

heavyarethecrowns:

This is duchessanon.

I may have done a lot of things but I have never done the following:

"Over the last nearly 3 years you and other blogs have sent death threats, asked me to kill myself, said you are going to get me fired, published my IP address, posted private messages and published my name, the names of my family and where you thought I worked even linking to the school and my personal info"

I have NEVER sent you or anyone else death threats. Now I have already admitted to what I did and acknowledged that it was wrong. But accusing me of that is not right. You or your followers might think that I deserve to be called out and that is fine, but do not say that I have sent you death threats or told you to kill yourself. That is disgusting and I would never do that. I can see why you would think that I have done that but I haven’t. Please rephrase that post or remove the part that says ‘you have’, because that is accusing me of something I have had no part in.

I have also done nothing else in that above paragraph. Again, you know I regret emailing your mother, but I still have the right to defend myself against those claims. Please remove that part. 

DuchessAnon, no I will not remove it because I said over the last 3 years (nearly) you and other blogs have done the following. So no I will not remove that as it is true and I did not say you did all the above. Please go back and read it again

Also, please forgive me if I find you saying you deserve the right to defend yourself and asking for fairness a little funny and hypocritical

I have never sent death threats to Rachel or her family. I have never sent Rachel or her family harassing messages. I have never spread Rachel’s information around, in fact, I’ve edited and not posted asks that have her personal information in it. 

I have asked Rachel to remove the part in her post about me sending her those messages. It wasn’t me, and while I can see why she might think it was, I will not be accused of that and stay quiet. 

heavyarethecrowns

heavyarethecrowns:

Firstly I knew it was you. 

Secondly you sent it to my Mother’s WORK, if she is found to have emails of a personal nature she can be fired. In other words my Mother could have lost her job because you seem to have a sick need to try and prove things for, I don’t know why. 

Oh and the reason you did not get a response was because then she would have lost her job. Nothing to do with what you posted but because my Mother did not want to loose her job because of YOU

That was her WORK email, for WORK, it is for her to correspond with her clients and the business she works with. That email was so that business that want to work with her can. They can contact her about contracts and opportunities for her clients. It is not for personal use and certainly not for you to send links and go “look what hate your daughter gets” “I think she should close her blog because of………” and then more links.

I changed blogs because I wanted those links to be invalid to stop you 

I am glad you regret it but your blog and the way you have acted over the years should be a regret too. 

So what I don’t bow down to Kate, that gives you and several other blogs a reason to cost my Mother her job, to invade my personal life, to post info about my Mother, my Father, my brother and his girlfriend online? 

So because I don’t like the same public person as you my job, my life should be put in jeopardy? 

Over the last nearly 3 years you and other blogs have sent death threats, asked me to kill myself, said you are going to get me fired, published my IP address, posted private messages and published my name, the names of my family and where you thought I worked even linking to the school and my personal info and I am supposed to be the bad one? 

All because I think a person my taxes pay for should work more. 

You go around, and others, acting all high and mighty and that you are doing it because you think I am lying (oh and never any proof published by the way) so because you think a person who has NO impact on your life may or may not be lying I am deserving of your behaviour. I deserve to have my life ruined? my family should be contacted at WORK and nearly loose their job, my brother and his girlfriend should be harassed, have their info spread around along with my Mother because I don’t want to praise someone I don’t think is worth it and because Kate fans hate that I may have a point so you and the others think I should have my life ruined because you can’t stand that I may have a point.

As that is what this is all about isn’t it? It is not about me lying (of which you have no proof especially as you can’t even get my name or my work right) it is about having no argument about my critique about Kate so you have to get personal. You have to attack me and not my argument. You have to destroy a woman and her families life because you have no reasonable argument and you can’t STAND that someone has a differing opinion. 

It is pathetic, absolutely pathetic how you are acting and what you are doing along with those other blogs and you need to grow the hell up and stop contacting me and my family, stop spreading my info because if you EVER (this is not just to you but all those blogs) cost my Mother her job, EVER contact my Brother and his Girlfriend, EVER try to cost me a future job or invade our privacy again I will drag you kicking and screaming through the courts because you are stalking, cyber bulling and many other things that are against the law and you need to stop. 

Finally, who cares if I was a teacher, who cares if I had a boyfriend? Does that make my opinion less valid?

I may have done a lot of things but I have never done the following:

"Over the last nearly 3 years you and other blogs have sent death threats, asked me to kill myself, said you are going to get me fired, published my IP address, posted private messages and published my name, the names of my family and where you thought I worked even linking to the school and my personal info"

I have NEVER sent you or anyone else death threats. Now I have already admitted to what I did and acknowledged that it was wrong. But accusing me of that is not right. You or your followers might think that I deserve to be called out and that is fine, but do not say that I have sent you death threats or told you to kill yourself. That is disgusting and I would never do that. I can see why you would think that I have done that but I haven’t. Please rephrase that post or remove the part that says ‘you have’, because that is accusing me of something I have had no part in.

I have also done nothing else in that above paragraph. Again, you know I regret emailing your mother, but I still have the right to defend myself against those claims. Please remove that part. 

(I have sent this to Rachel over submit, but I wanted to make it clear to everyone that while I called her a liar, mocked her and emailed her mother, I have never sent any hate to her anonomously. Anything I’ve had to say about Rachel has been done through my blog. I would never send death threats or anything as vile as that. It’s a pretty serious thing she’s accusing me of. Say what you like about me but I’m not willing to let that be spread about me. It is a lie. I don’t know where Rachel got that information from but it’s wrong. I don’t care if anyone calls me a bully, sick, disgusting etc etc, but I won’t have people say I’ve sent violent messages. Also, I don’t think I would be taken to court for sending someone an email. If you still have the email, please publish it, because I can’t remember my username.)

FAQ

FAQ

Q. Do you have another blog in the fandom?

A. Yes

Q. What is it?

A. 

Q. Who is Rachy/Rachel/Mousiekins?

A. heavyarethecrowns aka regalmajesty aka trueroyals aka monarchistthinking aka theduchesscambridge

Q. Rachy said this…

A. 

Q. Why does everyone hate Rachy?

A.  http://duchessanon.tumblr.com/post/70218519833/whats-wrong-with-rachel-why-do-so-many-people-hate DONT CLICK IT DOESNT WORK GO TO THE LINKS PAGE

Q. How do you know Rachy wasn’t a teacher?

A. http://duchessanon.tumblr.com/post/70694885738/why-dont-you-think-that-rachel-is-a-teacher DONT CLICK IT DOESNT WORK GO TO THE LINKS PAGE

Q. Who is Sadie and what did she do?

A. http://duchessanon.tumblr.com/post/70821049997/hi-who-is-sadie DONT CLICK IT DOESNT WORK GO TO THE LINKS PAGE

Q. What/who/why is ‘the student’

A. The Student was a very special time in the history of the royal fandom in 2012. An anon was sending Rachy (scroll up to see who rachy is) messages saying Harry was dating a ‘student’. Rachy agreed. The anon kept giving random details about the student to Rachy, and rachy kept agreeing with her. Eventually the anon came out with a blog (truestudent) and admitted she’d made everything up. So everyone lol’d at rachy cos she was agreeing with all that shit. Rachy then said it was just a coincidence because Harry WAS dating a student (rachy has friends in the military you see who work with both harry and william!) and then refused to talk about it ever again.

Q. Where is truestudent now?

A. She came back as royaliticallycorrect and royallycorrect, but is deactivated and hasn’t been back for a while. I miss her, sad face

Q. What does catfish mean?

A. Someone who lies about their identity on the internet

Q. Who are the catfishes in the royal fandom?

A. The famous ones are- princeharryfanblog (aka Lauren, said she was pregnant and her sister died of cancer) - longlivekingcambridge (aka Eleanor, live blogged her baby’s birth and used someone else’s baby photos) - royaltyandmore (aka Sissi, said she was engaged. I love you Sissi). There are other which I will discuss with you off anon if you so wish

Q. Are you crystal or one of her minions?

A. No

Q. Who is crystal? Who are her minions?

A. Ravishingtheroyals. Look on her blog at who she talks to, they were called minions by someone else.

Q. Where can I find your incredible fanfic?

A. http://duchessanon.tumblr.com/tagged/phfanfic DONT CLICK IT DOESNT WORK GO TO THE LINKS PAGE

Q. Where can I vote for your fan fic at the royal fandom awards which you deserve to win?

A. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1r31O1V1VFFSRgeHq_246sTSxIKN0fruh3ryWsC_kvgA/viewform DONT CLICK IT DOESNT WORK, I DIDNT WIN GO TO THE LINKS TO SEE WHY IT WAS CORRUPTED 

Q. Who is Julian?

A. user-sam

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For the love of Henri - Tome One by duchessanon

duchessanon:

MY FANFICTION, READ AND PLEASE VOTE FOR ME

Henry Wales was sitting in his humble and not 4 million pound cottage flicking through a botany magazine one day when a knock came at the door.

'Come in! Mi casa tu casa' he said.

Jamie Lowther Pinkerton walked in wearing a suit.

'Why good afternoon Jamie Lowther Pinkerton, my advisor and close friend and confidant'

'Good afternoon sir' Jamie Lowther Pinkerton said and bowed deeply to his favorite prince.

'What news have you?' Henry said, boring his stunning eyes into Jamie Lowther Pinkerton's.

'It's  not good news sir. I'm afraid Her Majesty has sent me to tell you something she requires from you'

'Pray, do tell good sir' Henry said in a concerned manner. 'I would do anything for my beloved granny'

'Granny, I mean Her majesty requires you to marry as soon as possible. She is concerned that your brother and his wife will not be suitable and she has asked that you find a bride asap so that you can set up an opposing faction'

Henry gasped his sweet, and not tobacco filled, breath, ‘I could never betray my brother so!’

'You must. I have lined up some suitable ladies for you to choose from, you will meet them tonight. Good day'

Henry despaired, what oh what was he going to do?

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Henry walked into the big ballroom with crystal chandeliers on the ceiling and saw two women waiting wearing ballgowns. 

Jamie Lowther Pinkerton was there too and introduced them. The first was a slim blonde.

'This is Culian'

'Hello Culian, you look stunning tonight'

Culian giggled.

'And this is Jimmu' Jamie Lowther Pinkerton gestured to a voluptuous black lady wearing a black bikini with a long sparkling train behind it.

'A pleasure to meet you Jimmu'

'HI HARRY' she shouted.

Behind Jimmu was a stunning girl hiding in the shadows. He could not see her face but instantly, he was mezmorized’

'PICK UP MY TRAIN YOU BLOODY BASTARD!!!?!?!?!' Jimmu yelled.

Henry jumped, ‘I’m sorry?…’

'NOT YOU BABY, IM TALKING TO THIS ASSHOLE'

She pointed to the girl behind her who appeared from the shadows and picked up Jimmu’s train. 

'Jimmu please don't use that language'

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Jimmu went purple ‘FUCK YOU, YOU DOG WHORE’ and stormed off. 

'Culian I'm afraid this isn't for me' Henry said regretfully. 

Culian giggled and whispered to him as she left ‘I have Cressie’s instagram pictures, wanna see? Call me’

Meanwhile Jimmu’s asshole was sweeping glitter from the floor. Henry reached out his hand.

She stood up. She was a perfect size. Most definitely not too skinny. She had a brown bob and big brown eyes. She was wearing a full length brown cotton dress with an apron over the top. 

'Who be you fair maiden?' Henry said.

'My name is Philanthropina' she smiled a glorious but humble smile.

'And what do you do?'

'I am Jimmu's lady maid. But in my spare time I like to tap dance, volunteer with sick children, learn new languages and go to church. I stared my own charity when I was 6 weeks old'

'You are perfect! We must be together'

Jamie Lowther Pinkerton interjected, ‘but she’s a pauper girl sir’

'Hush Jamie Lowther Pinkerton!' Henry rarely lost his temper but he was a passionate man. 'I shall marry for love!'

Jamie Lowther Pinkerton retreated into the shadows that Philanthropina came out of.

'Do you love me Phily?' Henry asked.

'I do Henri' she said in a French accent and then giggled. 'Sorry I know so many languages that sometimes I just slip into them! Je t'aime Henri!'

'Vous êtes belle. Je vais vous marier, ma princesse'

Jamie Lowther Pinkerton swallowed the vomit he’d just involuntarily bought up.

Then Henri looked sad.

'What is wrong my love?' Phily said.

'We must ask the Queen's permission BEFORE we become engaged. I WILL NOT DISRESPECT HER'

'Yes my love'

***Musical interlude***

They danced all the way to Henri’s not 4 million pound cottage. 

On the way there, they saw Henri’s dear cousin Eugbea running across the lawn. She ran right into Henri with diamond tears running down her face.

'Eugbea, what the matter be?' Henri gasped.

'It's it's her!' Eugbea snivelled.

Henri’s red face turned white. She was of course speaking about his sister in law, Princess Kate (as his brother forced him to call her).

'What happened dear cousin?'

'I went to the 4 million pound apartment to ask if she would like some assistance with Prince George while she went for her sinus reconstruction surgery and she accused me of calling her a bad mother!'

Philanthropina gasped.

'And then she called me a b -b - b'

'No!' Philanthropina screamed.

'A busybody cunthole!' Eugbea collapsed on the floor for it was to much for her.

'I must talk to my brother at once!' said Henri, 'it is unacceptable to speak to a blood princess this way'

He and Phily went to the 4 million pound apartment as Eugbea recovered on the ground. Henri had often suffered from dizzy spells and fallen to the ground at night. He knew she would be ok.

Henri’s brother, who Henri was ordered to call Prince of Hearts, let them in and put his leg up onto the couch. He was wearing only a pair of pink lacy underwear. 

'Prince of Hearts, we must speak, Princess Kate can not speak to dear cousin that way'

Prince of Hearts promptly walked over and slapped Henri around the face.

Phily screamed (again).

'My name is Wilhelm!' 

'W-h-hat?' asked Henri.

'Have some respect, you fucking idiot'

'Now I know how Ellie Goulding felt' Henri thought with deep sadness,

'Ok Wilhelm, Princess Kate—-'

'Katniss'

'Ok Katniss must not speak like that to a blood princess that way'

Phily felt a flutter in her nethers. He was so brave and strong.

'Eugbea was just trying to assist with Prince George'

'Gayorg'

'Yes indeed - Gayorg of course'

Wilhelm looked at Phily, ‘who is this busybody?’

Henri stood proudly, ‘with granny’s permission, this will be my future wife’

Just as he said this Katniss walked in and looked Phily up and down. She was immediately jealous of Phily’s naturalness and pure heart. 

'Who' this asshole, Wilhelm?' said Katniss, wearing the matching bra to Wilhelm's thong, but nothing else. 

'This is our new sister in law, be nice'

Katniss acquiesced and Philly’s discreetly looked away from her nethers.

'So lovely to meet you, I'm sure we'll be great friends' Katniss said and gripped Philly's delicate fingers in her big man hands.

'Likewise, we'll be sisters!' 

When they left and Wilhelm had got off the phone from his mistress, Katniss said, ‘we must destroy them Wilhelm, I will not have her be more popular than me’

'We will, oh we will!' 

Then they cackled.

****************MUSICAL INTERLUDE***********

TO BE CONTINUED

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Best fan-fic overall 

'For the love of Henri' by duchessanon

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WANNA BE ON THE SHORTLIST SO BAD!!!!!!!!! I WORKED SO HARD ON THIS. Jimmu’s back in the next tome and she’s singing!

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For the love of Henri - tome two

duchessanon:

YOU MUST LISTEN TO THE MUSICAL INTERLUDES!

Henri and Phily walked up the swirly gold staircase in Buckingham Palace arm in arm. They were affectionate, which meant they loved each other deep in their hearts, but not too affectionate which would mean they weren’t in love with each other and it was just a marriage of convenience.

They entered the queen’s study.

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‘Hello granny’ Henri said and kneeled to the floor to kiss her feet.

‘Henry my favorite grandson, please rise’

Phily stood an appropriate step behind Henri. She was wearing a powder blue dress suit. The jacket closed up to her neck and the skirt was just above her ankles.

‘This is Philanthropina, I would like your permission to marry her’

Liz summoned Phily to her and sniffed her armpit, ‘you are a pauper girl?’

‘I am your majesty’

‘What happened to the sexy ladies I fixed you up with Henry?’

‘W-w-w-well granny, I knew they were trouble when they walked in, so shame on me now, blew me to places I’ve never been…’

‘Really Henry I don’t need to know the sordid details. Why should I accept this pauper girl?’

Henry pulled something long and firm from his pant pocket. Phily’s nethers quivered again and she quickly punched herself in the face for thinking such unchaste thoughts.

To Phily’s great relief, it was just a ruler. Henri knelt to the floor and measured her heel.

‘2 inches exactly! And she did not have pre-warning granny!’

Liz thought of the first time she’d met Kate Middlescum. It was at the wedding of some grandson that she didn’t care about so could not remember the name of. She saw Middlescum in the ladies’ bathroom urinating in the sink. She knew from that moment on that she must remove William from the line of succession.

‘Tell Jamie Lowther Pinkerton there’s a new duchess in town!! Now where’s the par-tayyyyy!’

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It was the day of Phily’s bachelorette party and she arrived at the 4 million pound apartment for the costume party Katniss was throwing for her. The theme was famous musicians and Phily had come as Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music.

Jamie Lowther Pinkerton opened the door dressed as Liza Minelli in Cabaret.

Katniss was in the middle of the room on a spherical swing. She was unclothed but for a pair of boots.

'Sister, you look lovely, who are you dressed as?' Phily asked.

'Duh. Miley Cyrus asshole'  Katniss said, swinging her hair around.

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Katniss star jumped off the swing and Phily had to avert her eyes once more from her nethers, but also from her areolas.

‘Welcome bee-atch!’ Katniss said.

‘Thankyou for this wonderful party sister’ replied Phily.

‘Don’t call me sister, call me bee-atch’

‘I would never disrespect you so’ Phily said.

‘Say it!’

‘No I couldn’t possibly’

‘Say it bitch!’

Jamie Lowther Pinkerton stepped in before it got ugly, ‘shall we have some canapés?’

‘Yes, I’ll help you’ Phily said running after him.

‘Jamie Lowther Pinkerton, why are you here and where are the other guests?’

‘Kermajesty asked me to be the waitress today. I believe you are the only guests’

Phily panicked.

‘You are right to be nervous’ Jamie Lowther Pinkerton whispered. ‘I believe she’s up to no good’

Just then, the doorbell rang and Kermajesty opened it to a police man.

‘I hear there’s been a noise complaint’ said the cop.

Phily gasped, she’d never been in trouble with the law.

Kermajesty laughed and pointed to Phily. He walked towards her and suddenly he started singing and removing his clothing!

******Musical interlude*********

Kermajesty was chanting ‘go athur go arthur’ as he chased Phily around the 4 million pound apartment, dancing with his nethers out.

Finally Phily snapped, ‘I will not betray my love! Leave me be Arthur Landon!’

The room became silent apart from a drop between Kermajesty’s legs. It was a recording device that she had hidden between her butt cheeks.

Phily screamed and ran and ran back to Henri’s not 4 million pound cottage.

‘Ma princesse! Ca va?’ Henri said, rushing to her side. He had not had a bachelor party as he preferred to complete his charity vegetable patch in his spare time.

‘Katniss, I mean Kermajesty…she tried to set me up with a stripper!’

‘Sacré bleu! Granny was right, we must seize the throne from my brother before they strike again!’

Meanwhile, Will.I.Am had returned from Wales where he’d been visiting his mistress and Kermajesty told him the bad news.

‘I told you to hide it in your nethers, your butt cheeks cannot hold it!’

‘Im sorry big boy, but I have a new plan, we shall bring them down on the biggest day of their lives! I’ll teach that busybody not to mess with a Middleton!’

They cackled.

The day of the wedding was a sunny day, of course. Phily got dressed in her custom wedding dress made by the hands of sick African children, who she also had as bridesmaids and page boys.

‘Are you nervous?’ Jamie Lowther Pinkerton, Phily’s maid of honor said to her. Henri wanted to have Jamie Lowther Pinkerton as his best man but he was forced to have Will.I.Am.

‘I am as calm as can be’ Phily sang as a bird flew into the window and landed on her finger. The bird was holding a note in its foot.

Phily read it and began to sob, ‘it says, “my beautiful angel Phily, I will love you forever amen jesus”. Oh he’s so romantic and so pious too!’

Jamie Lowther Pinkerton placed the queen’s wedding tiara on her head and they went off to St Paul’s Cathedral in a golden carriage.

Over at the cathedral, the guests including the Dali Lama and Amanda Seyfried were arriving. Kermajesty was wearing a modest yellow dress that would only expose her areolas under bright lights. Will.I.Am was in his red uniform and Gayorg was wearing a frilly white dress and bonnet.

‘Has the eagle landed, big boy?’ Kermajesty said.

‘Boom boom pow’ he said back.

Henri arrived wearing a pure white military outfit and waited at the altar. Outside, twenty million people were waiting for their new duchess. Five trillion were watching at home.

An announcement came over the big speakers –‘PRINCE HENRY AND PHILANTHROPINA WILL BE GIVEN THE TITLES PRINCE AND PRINCESS OF THE PEOPLE’

Kermajesty screamed and Will.I.Am restrained her from biting Eugbea who was sitting behind her. ‘Bloody bastards!!!!’ she screamed.

Phily arrived to loud cheers. There were tears of joy as she stepped out of the carriage and walked to the door. No one knew who would walk her down the aisle as she was an orphan. There were gasps of delight as Her Majesty the Queen took her arm and walked her down.

‘You are like the daughter I never had’ said Liz.

Phily was too kind hearted to correct her.

They had chosen ‘in the arms of the angel’ to be sung by a choir of Phily’s pauper child friends. It was a beautiful sound.

All of a sudden there was a great disturbance in the choir stalls, the children were being pushed over to make way for someone.

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Jimmu pushed herself to the front. She was in a neon pink bikini dress. She gave the signal and Kermajesty reached under her dress and pressed play.

She looked right at Henri and began.

******Musical interlude********

The place was silent. Phily looked to Henri who was red. She ran to him and said, ‘is it true, have you given your flower to Jimmu?!’

Henri nodded solemnly. ‘It was before I met you my love’

Kermajesty and Will.I.Am were twerking in the stalls and Phily started crying.

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‘How could you????’

‘I wanted to show the world that I don’t discriminate against any woman, no matter their size our color’

Phily sniveled. ‘Well I suppose you are the Prince of the People’

‘So you forgive me?’

‘Of course I do!!! But what shall we do about your brother and sister in law’

‘We put it to the vote. Everyone listen!!!’

The room listened intently to Henri’s commanding voice.

‘Hands up if you want these two as your king and queen’ he pointed at Kermajesty and Will.I.Am and no one put their hand up. Kermaj glared at Jamie Lowther Pinkerton, but he too did not raise his hand.

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‘Hands up if you want myself and my wife to be to be your king and queen’. Everyone put their hands up. Kermaj hurled herself at them and Phily had to duck to avoid a face full of nethers.

‘Seize them!’ screamed the queen. ‘William, Catherine, you will be stripped of your titles and henceforth be known as Michael and Carole Middlescum the second’

Phily looked nervously, ‘and what of innocent Gayorg?’

‘He is not yet a Middlescum, so you and Henri will adopt him’

‘Yes, your majesty’

Michael and Carole Middlescum the second were removed kicking and screaming and Gayorg, renamed Philip instantly became the happy baby he never was.

Jimmu was also removed but not before she had her final word.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?????? WHAT THE FUCK DOES WHAT I HAVE TO SAY HAVE TO DO ANYTHING WITH YOU, YOU BLOODY BASTARD?????? WHO THE FUCKING HELL GIVES A SHIT OR FUCK ABOUT YOU BEING DEAD???? YOU DIE ALSO I WOULDN’T GIVE A FUCK!!! SON OF A BITCH!!! DON’T SEND ME SHIT QUESTIONS & EXPECT ME TO BE NICE OR SYMPATHETIC TOWARDS YOU FUCKER!!! DON’T YOU HAVE A LIFE???? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW YOU!!! GOT IT???? I D-O-N-‘-T K-N-O-W Y-O-U!!! WHAT DOES WHAT I WRITE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU?????? WHO ARE YOU???? WHY YOU SO BUSYBODY WITH WHAT I WRITE????? WHAT IS IT TO YOU WHAT I WRITE??? ARE YOU MY FRIEND??? NO, THEN WHY BE AN ASSHOLE??? GET A LIFE & DON’T SIMPLY FUCKING ASSUME ANYTHING OKAY!!!’

The service then got underway and the pope married Prince Henry of Wales to Philanthropina Gloriana Brittania England.

When they processed through the streets, the crowds rejoiced.

'I love you Henri'

'I love jesus and Jimmu for sending you to me my angel, let us make a baby tonight. Philip needs a sister'

'Anything for the love of Henri!'

Phily and Henri kissed on the balcony and Phily sang for her people with her pauper child friends as back up vocals. 

*******Musical END***********

And they lived in a faithful, happy, philanthropic marriage forever and ever. AMEN

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